One is best advised to neither stare directly at, nor to analyze whatsoever, the hay scoop of a gratuitously presented equine. Don’t comment on the set of large brown and yellow choppers either. If the whinny is tinny, just turn a deaf ear. And as a final note; don’t initiate an investigation that ends in the rear. Or anywhere, to be fair.
This advice comes from those who care, who are not afraid of what to wear, and polished enough to never stare. For very long.