This post won’t mean much if you haven’t read of my befriending a woodrat in the Bay tree I go to write in at night in the woods up on Mt. Burdell.
For months I left almonds in the hollow tree for a woodrat who’s nest I helped build with ‘shingles’ of oak bark. After about 5 months he/she started coming out and looking at me, and walking on my legs and feet.
I thought this was great fun.
When I’m writing in the dark I’m pretty much peripherally blinded by the cell phone screen, but can hear and feel the little rascal, who I named Neo. Having read up on Neotomas, which include the packrats, I learned its possible that Neo may not always be the same creature. The last time I caught him with the phone light he was about twice as big as a month earlier. Too many almonds, or a different rat.
Last night when I was ready to go home, I reached for where I’d laid my glasses in the leaves, and they weren’t there.
I had heard Neo stealing them, but thought it was just one of his normal rustling sounds. I’d not worried about theft, because I have a number of crystals and minerals cached visibly around the inside of the base of the tree, and none ever disappeared. Not metallic enough perhaps. Or shiny in a different way.
I’m quite nearsighted, so just looking for my spectacles must have been a spectacle. In tearing apart the outside of the nest all I found was a perfectly good lighter I didn’t know I was missing. Maybe Neo just thinks plastic is cool… And then I had to negotiate the steep and twisting trail home in a blur.
I will be wearing an old pair of granny glasses until I can get new ones with the right prescription.
My friend Laura Almada suggested Neo was so inspired, that he needed them to write his own novel. No way I’m giving him my cell phone.
Yes, I will go back and fix the nest, but may get a little stingier with the almonds and apples.
UPDATE: Armed with an old pair of glasses, two nights later I found the missing pair deeper in the tangled roots/nest of the Neotoma. It was quite a relief. Then I repaired the nest better than ever and left some roasted whole peanuts as an extra sign of no hard feelings. There is, after all, still more writing to be done in the tree, who’s name is Eudora. And then, being an earth rat in the Chinese zodiac, I should be surprised by none of this at all.